Too Funny to Wait

I dont have a story up yet this week, sorry to all those who are waiting...Im getting to work on it soon.

But to entertain you until then I give you a Liberal rendition of God Bless the USA as written by Mr. Speaker of the House of Commons of the United Kingdom Daniel Kroop.

“God Bless The G.O.P”
A Parody by Daniel Kroop


If tomorrow all the laws were gone, I’d lobbied in my life
And I had to start again, with just my musket and steak knife
I’d thank Ronald and George to be living here today,
‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom, and Dems can’t take that away.

And I’m proud to be a Republican, not a Frenchie with his brie
And I won’t forget the Gingrich House, who delivered liberty.
And I’ll get a tax cut, bright and new due to laissez policy
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land… God bless the G.O.P.

From the deserts of Nevada, to the hills of West VA
Across the skies of I-Ho, red state to landlocked state

From Memphis down to Cheyenne… Let’s forget the costal bays!
Well, there’s pride in every Republican heart,
And it’s time to stand and say:

That I’m proud to be a Republican, not a Frenchie with his brie
And I won’t forget the Gingrich House, who delivered liberty.
And I’ll get a tax cut, bright and new due to laissez policy
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land… God bless the G.O.P.

...that brings a smile to my face.

Enjoy

Pax