This one is for the kids at home...

The story of the 3 little democrats and the Big Bad Conservative...

Once upon a time in a little democracy in a land far, far away there lived a group of people run by peace and prosperity. Three little democrats controlled each of the three branches of the village government: A fair and just democrat in the legislature, a flamboyant but respectable leader as the elected chief, and a wise old democrat to pass judgement. The land was very happy and everyone was pleased with the amount of trade and the relations with the other villages.

But one day a new-comer came to town. His name was John Q. Conservative and he offered the people things that the Democrats wouldnt speak of. The townspeople believed his tales of tax-cuts, equality, and slimmer government. All of these things sounded wonderful but little did the town know what would come of it.

First Mr. Conservative went to the legislative democrat and he said in a booming voice, "I can bring to you fairness and a voice of all the people for Patriotism." Mr. Conservative took all of the little democrats Christian and Black votes sealing his victory.

The two little democrats left were worried about what had happened in the legislature so they tried to build a wall of protection using the "liberal media" as a cover up.

Mr. Conservative, however, was ready for this and began to seek out the executive position and would do whatever it took to win that seat. he recruited the power of conservative talk to begin changing the minds and hearts of the innocent voter base and eventually he was able to take the second little democrat's spot in the executive office.

And then there was one little democrat left...surrounded by the conservatives and their army of radicals he was in a state of dismay as it was announced that Mr. Conservative would be seeking the title of Jusitce Conservative.

What was the last democrat to do!?

the little democrat had an idea! He would empower the people with a tool more powerful than the media itself. The Truth. Using the power of a phone call and deep fundraising pockets the little democrat called to his friends in the liberal media to run a campaign against the conservatives. It turned out that those tax-cuts really only helped Mr. Conservatives friends and the slimmer government was really way bigger than any other government in the little village's history!

the people saw this and they were amazed and what they had done. They quickly joined forces with the last democrat and began to rally against Mr. Conservative by demanding change. Mr. Conservative, however, feared change and was run out of every office that he had previously held. The other little democrats were thankful and happy to return to a time of peace and happiness. now in the little village there are no problems of lies or deception when it comes to the truth of government...

...and they lived happily ever after.

the end.