I stole this
Saw this on an IB site and had to put it up, i really thought it was funny until i thought about it and realized i actually do some of that stuff...enjoy
Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you get some sleep.
You can achieve a Runner's High by sitting up.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
The Sun is too loud.
Trees begin threatening you.
You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
While writing a TOK paper, you begin to actually understand the material.
You explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip of espresso.
You wonder if brewing is an essential step in the consumption of coffee.
Things become "Very Clear".
You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.
You believe that if you think hard enough, you can levitate.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
You heart beats in 7/8 time.
David Lynch comes and says: "Hey, can I film you?"
You and Reality file for divorce.
It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow fades, leaving you more confused than before.
Antacid tablets and No-Doze become your sole source of nutrition.
You discover the aesthetic beauty of school supplies.
You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row about it, lose, and refuse to talk to yourself for the rest of the day.
You yell: "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you're the only person in the room.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
Five words: "WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!?!?!?"
You can spell "Baccalaureate".
"I.B., therefore I B.S."
"IB has an honor code?!?!"
"Friends" and "fellow IBers" are interchangeable.
You go to bed at 3AM and think, "Oh, it's an early night!" (My Favorite One)
Your favorite saying is "If I get a hundred on every test for the rest of the year..."
Social life? What's that?
You've fooled yourself into believing that colleges actually care whether you're in IB or not.
You try to wake up fast enough to catch yourself sleeping - and succeed.
You talk to yourself in the 3rd person.
You write sentences on multiple choice tests.
It's okay to fail, so long as you are not alone.
You frequently catch yourself saying "What?? We had homework??"
You don't drink, but you find it a convenient way to explain how you dressed yourself in the morning.
Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you get some sleep.
You can achieve a Runner's High by sitting up.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
The Sun is too loud.
Trees begin threatening you.
You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
While writing a TOK paper, you begin to actually understand the material.
You explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip of espresso.
You wonder if brewing is an essential step in the consumption of coffee.
Things become "Very Clear".
You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.
You believe that if you think hard enough, you can levitate.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
You heart beats in 7/8 time.
David Lynch comes and says: "Hey, can I film you?"
You and Reality file for divorce.
It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow fades, leaving you more confused than before.
Antacid tablets and No-Doze become your sole source of nutrition.
You discover the aesthetic beauty of school supplies.
You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row about it, lose, and refuse to talk to yourself for the rest of the day.
You yell: "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you're the only person in the room.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
Five words: "WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!?!?!?"
You can spell "Baccalaureate".
"I.B., therefore I B.S."
"IB has an honor code?!?!"
"Friends" and "fellow IBers" are interchangeable.
You go to bed at 3AM and think, "Oh, it's an early night!" (My Favorite One)
Your favorite saying is "If I get a hundred on every test for the rest of the year..."
Social life? What's that?
You've fooled yourself into believing that colleges actually care whether you're in IB or not.
You try to wake up fast enough to catch yourself sleeping - and succeed.
You talk to yourself in the 3rd person.
You write sentences on multiple choice tests.
It's okay to fail, so long as you are not alone.
You frequently catch yourself saying "What?? We had homework??"
You don't drink, but you find it a convenient way to explain how you dressed yourself in the morning.
posted by todayleftisright at 12:54 AM
2 Comments:
Hehe...I like that website. And yes, most of those apply to me. I am the epitome of IB nerds. And in regards to the post below...yes, the next debate and your comments on the debate will come under the attack of us Catholic Republicans. BEWARE OF THE WRATH OF CAITIE!!!!!!
ummmmmmmmmmmm,what does all of that stuff meen??????at the end its funny though,have fun JAMSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!aka,james!!:)
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