Friday, July 29, 2005

New Blog

I have decided to start a new blog that will purely be for politics and news. This blog (liberal reality) is wonderful and a great place to share stories and my take on the news but I feel that it is time that I also have a blog to express politics in a manner that is fair and gives me a good shot of getting on the Blog Watch for CNN.

politicalyouth.blogspot.com

check it out.

This blog will still be used have no fear, my rants and stories wont be leaving anytime soon.

PAX

CAFTA Stikes White Gold!

Yes the day has finally come. CAFTA (Central American Free-Trade Agreement) passed in the House and will become law upon signage by GWB. What does this mean, however, for Florida? It means two BIG things for the moment.

First the Sugar industry is going to be angry because of the ridiculous quotas that will be needed for imported sugar regardless of demand. This once powerful industry is now powerless to the envirmontal standards (or lack thereof) within the 5 central american states that now are a member of CAFTA. We will see the same problem for the sugar industry that we saw with the Automobile insdustry after the passage of NAFTA (North American Free Trade Agreement) in 1992. It will be an interesting move for the US Government to determine how much it will want to help US Sugar.


Second, the Governor's race in Florida will now heat up quite a bit after the passage of CAFTA. Jim Davis (D-FL) in an interesting decision voted Nay on CAFTA ending a long career of pro-free trade votes including Asia and other central american nations. The voter reaction (especially on the moderate/business democrats) will certainly be worth noting as this crucial vote has finally come to a close and opened a new chapter in the race in '06.

Also, please visit politicalyouth.blogspot.com . It is the new home of my political ideas and information to bleed off some of the political stuff from this my personal blog. Please visit it and tell your friends to grow the political youth community.

PAX

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

School Sucks

Here is my life for next year, the IB life at least...

11 Spanish (Young)
12 Orchestra
13 English (Twila)
14 Math (Stone)
21 History (Mills)
22 JA (Patel, Spurgin)
23 ITGS (Kay)
24 Physics ('ole Rusty)

On a much better note...politics is heating up here in FL and across these United States. Im excited to see whats going to happen with the Bolton nomination and with the hearings for JR. Not to mention some interesting news about a certain cyclist who happened to support Senator Kerry in 2004 who is now interested in going into politics.

If Lance decides to run for anything im sending my resume in as fast as the FAX machine can spit it out.

Life is good, the nation is moving ahead, and popular support for our president is continuing to fall steadily. The USA just might be starting to understand the mistakes it has made and become prepared to move ahead.


Oh well we shall see in about 16 months.

PAX

Thursday, July 21, 2005

JR on the court

Well Hello All,

Stanford is coming to a close and my time for summer is ever-dwindling. Tonight was fountain hopping, under the radar, and we enjoyed a fine late night of running around campus avoiding the police and such. Graduation is coming up and now im sitting here listening to Daniel and Jake piss and moan about class today.

As for Politics...

JR is on the Court. Such a typical choice for the Court for a republican president. Reagan had it right with O'Conner and yet God forbid that GWB appoint a woman that people might actually like. The one saving grace, points to the GOP for this one, was appointing what could be the WASP version of O'Conner. He is Pro-Choice, to a certain extent, and he will face a grand time with Patrick and Arlen.

JSA Summer School has been awesome and the lessons/memories i'm taking from this will be worth the expense and worth the sacrifice.

I Can't Believe Its Over...


PAX

NEXT ENTRY FROM TPA

Friday, July 08, 2005

Too Funny to Wait

I dont have a story up yet this week, sorry to all those who are waiting...Im getting to work on it soon.

But to entertain you until then I give you a Liberal rendition of God Bless the USA as written by Mr. Speaker of the House of Commons of the United Kingdom Daniel Kroop.

“God Bless The G.O.P”
A Parody by Daniel Kroop


If tomorrow all the laws were gone, I’d lobbied in my life
And I had to start again, with just my musket and steak knife
I’d thank Ronald and George to be living here today,
‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom, and Dems can’t take that away.

And I’m proud to be a Republican, not a Frenchie with his brie
And I won’t forget the Gingrich House, who delivered liberty.
And I’ll get a tax cut, bright and new due to laissez policy
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land… God bless the G.O.P.

From the deserts of Nevada, to the hills of West VA
Across the skies of I-Ho, red state to landlocked state

From Memphis down to Cheyenne… Let’s forget the costal bays!
Well, there’s pride in every Republican heart,
And it’s time to stand and say:

That I’m proud to be a Republican, not a Frenchie with his brie
And I won’t forget the Gingrich House, who delivered liberty.
And I’ll get a tax cut, bright and new due to laissez policy
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land… God bless the G.O.P.

...that brings a smile to my face.

Enjoy

Pax

Saturday, July 02, 2005

The Lord of the Court

Every once in a while someone comes along that is great. So great that they hold in their hand the very power to upset the balance of men, women, and even the unborn children. This is the story of one such person, from a very humble land, who rose to greatness and would one day become a member of the Elite, so Elite that the power was to be divided among the Nine and they would in turn have the sole responsibility to shift the balance of power.

Our tale begins in a mythical land far from the cries of the ones who wear suits and drink lattes. This is a land filled with beautiful sand and much sunshine. Here we find our Hero embattled with her compatriots in a battle of wits and words. She stands tall as their leader and demands compisure and decorum...

"President O'Connel you cant expect us to work together here with the blazing sun outside!" -exclaimed a member of the discussion group facing a vote on a very controversial subject. "You WILL vote exclaimed the fearless leader of the body" and with that president O'Connel became famous throughout our fabled land far beyond the humble Mire that she from whence she came.

As the fair president was travelling home one 'eve a man in leather boots, a bowl hat, and a growing smile approached her with a confident stride that only a persona dramatis could have attained. Our Hero was startled but unshaken as the strange man in Boots addressed her, "I am Gipper the Great, harbinger of fortune and oppurunity throughout my land for those who seek it." the man in Boots seemed very sure of himself and the fair Hero declared "Oh my, you are the famed Gipper the Great of the Middle Road! Your life has brought tales of many frigid battles with the Curtain Empire.The threaten to drop drapes of despair across our great land and you are the protector of us all. To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?"

The man in boots began to tell his tale, "Long ago our land desired equality in its decisions. Our people cried out for a group, a branch if you will, to confer over all issues both moral and criminal. WIth this new burden upon us we commisisoned a band of lofty barristers to create the Nine. A brave band of judicial warriors that would tackle the issues and render peace and stability to our precious land.

"You speak much sense and truth mr...the great, I find your story both inspiring and interesting but what does it all have to do with me!?" - demanded the humble President. "I am but a mere servant of my peopel and have nothing to offer a man such as yourself with my meager talents. I am from this land and you are the leader of the Mire, what can I do for you? I am not destined to serve the Nine nor am I ready to leave my home. I protect these great and simple people and will continue to do so. You have travelled far but I am afraid there is nothing I can bring you."

Gipper the Great was astounded! Such a humble servant in such a far place, he indeed had chosen wisely. "You are to come with me to a new land for you. The place called Courtdor, it is a vile place filled with the men who wear neckties and carry around berries that are black. It is there that your Destiny awaits you. I have not come to fetch a clerk or a hand-maiden. Rather, you will serve as the Ninth!"

"The Ninth! But sir that cannot be! I am not ready to be one of the Nine who reigns this land."
" Oh but you are and y ou shall reign with a fair hand and a steady voice. It is in Courtdor that you are most needed. Your people will understand this great calling. Now, the time for debate is over. You will prepare your things and come away with me at once. We depart for the center of the Middle Ground, the heart of the Mire!"

And with this call came the beginning of a new Era for the Middle Ground, for you see this was no ordinary calling to be one of the Nine. The Nine serve to control and combat the autocracy of the many forces to desecrate the very foundings of the Mire. They were no simple branch of the great Council of the Mire they indeed were the Chosen Branch.

One Branch to Rule Them All.

What followed was the ushering of a new era, called by many the time of The Moderate. the new member of the Nine, called the O'Connel of Justice, our humble Hero became known throughout the Mire as a calm-head and great orator of the time. For many generations she ruled over the Courts and the Land with a fair eye and steady hand on the pen of Justice.

And then the Dark Times began.

A new generation had passed with new leaders and a turbulent mood in the air as many men began to follow the blind-eye of the crafty leader of the Mire. Many in the land were worried about if the other members of the Nine would survive and allow for freedom to prevail as it had in the past. But one of the Nine decided that Destiny should wait.

Our Hero turned to a new path of family and friends as an alternative to her Courtly calling. The Mire was shocked with news of her decision to depart the fair land of neckties and frilly lace on the Nine in their dresses of black and white.

Our Hero has moved on to bigger and greater dreams while leaving those in the Mire trapped under the dark rule of the one from a land of bigger things, chairs with a plug, and a stick of fire under every bed.

Dark times are ahead for our fair land, who will replace the last of the Nine?

Who will rule the branch destined to rule over all?

One Branch to Rule them All, Nine were chosen and now one remains.

Dark Times, Dark Times indeed.



R.I.P ye 5-4

JSDOC 1981-2005

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Beauty and the Bush

Long ago in a Free World not so far away...

There lived a man from a town known for sprawling lands and flowing tumbleweeds. This land, known as the Realm of Crawfordon, became the sanctuary for a King of this free land and his children. The king ruled a fair kingdom fraught with tax-cuts, liberty, and eventually a great battle for a liquid known to all as the elixer of Petrol. This elixer was crucial for the people's survival and they needed to protect the far lands that held the liquid in their soft, dirt bellies.

One day the King was overthrown by a man from something the town locals called R-Kansas but it had nothing to do with the letter R nor the fabled land of tornadoes.

This man spoke well and woo-ed many people until the townspeople decded to place tiny pieces of paper in a box that declared a new King.

Well this did not sit well at all with the old King. Why should he lose his position just because another man speaks better? thought the King. "This simply will not do." he declared and with that began to create a plan.

The old King, who we will call King Herbert, decided to create a plan to get back the Kingship. the new King would be Herbert's dim-witted son Georgio. But King Herbert needed a plan to get rid of the gray-haired man who took his Kingship. Regicide would be impossible but there was another avenue but it would take many years.

So King Herbert worked for many nights and many days preparing Georgio for life as King, he even made him the local leader of a very strange land where they ate many cows and prepareed something called chilly. their national sport was executing people and the occasional baseball game.

What Herbert didnt tell Georgio was that he had secretly built a weapon to bring down the new king whom everyone loved and adored for giving them more gold coins in their hands, a peaceful village, and the occassional tune on his pan-pipes.

This weapon was the new King's kryptonite. the king had but one weakness and it was plentifl in the village square where all business was conducted. It was referred to on the streets as 'beauty' but everyone one else called it "intern syndrome."

the King resided and did all business at a home gilded in white and it was there that Herbert delivered his weapon. She would creep slowly into the house and begin to woo and sway the King as he had done to voters only a few moons ago.

She was called monica of lewinsky and she pulled the King down a path of destruction and sadness. Soon the King's evil wife, Helleria, discovered the secret time that the King spent with the lady of Lewinsky and the King was humililated in front of everyone in the village as a traitor and a bad, bad man.

Once the King was embarassed it was easy for Herbert to slowly prompt Georgio into becoming the new King. But, Herbert thought, I should make sure that Georgio is able to succeed and to do that I will take the Land to the South and steal votes!
This is where the hidden son of Herbert, Jebedia, begins to emerge. Jebedia was assigned to rule over the Territory to the South and with his evil band of cohorts stole from the people votes and candidates for King until the very day that everyone in the village was to cast a paper for the new King.

As expected, the new King was Georgio. Even after a vicious battle from the usually non-violent sect of the village known as the library dwellers the new King remained Georgio.

And so in the land of freedom and liberty Georgio was set to rule over the land in the name of Herbert using all of the old King's advisors and subjects to rule with a frilly but lacy fist. For Vice-King the King chose Sir Richard of the hearty land of Cheneyville.

And so the village fought for many years over the reign of King Georgio but to this day he remains King and sits comfortably with his own family in the gilded house of creme waiting for the day that the Library Dwelllers will emerge from their cubicles and launch a return attack for the very special crown of liberty that awaits them in the Village square.

And so the battle rages on with King Georgio at the helm...The End?

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Im At Stanford

So this is my first entry from Stanford University in lovely California.

The JSA Summer School is an intense deal but in all honesty one of the greatest programs I have yet to go through.

Cali is wonderfully clean, liberal, and the weather is perfect.

But enough about that, lets get into Politics!

AP Comparative Govt is an interesting exploration into the nuances of various political structures with an emphaisis in society, culture, and poitics.

yeah thats what you all wanted to hear im sure.

We start debates tonight and soon enough everything will be in gear and hopefully I will have something to add to my lovely blog.

Tomorrow there will be another exciting installment of my fairy tails.

Tomorrow's title: Beauty and The Bush

Peace